5:57 PM

It pays to be First Apprentice

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!! Look what Miss Saigon gave me for my birthday -


READ IT AND WEEP BITCHES!!!! HAHAHAHAHA. These were by FAR the biggest attention grabbers at the ISB and now they are going to be on my feets!!!! I love, love, love these kicks!!! ARRRRRR!!!
And look what else the thoughtful and honorable Miss Saigon gave me - a First Apprentice journal with a sticker of a homocidal smurf. Awwww. She knows me so well.