Stallion Application Forms

Since we're being inundated with requests to become a "Saigon Stallion" I'm going to have to push the importance of the SELECTION CRITERIA a little more seriously, starting with signing up to follow our blog. I will check that first, fuckers. Plus every application I forget to check gets me a thousand lashings. So, you know, give the new girl a chance.

IF YOU WANT TO BE A SAIGON STALLION, WHICH MAY OR MAY NOT INCLUDE A VERY IMPORTANT AND GLAMOROUS PHOTO SHOOT THIS WEEKEND THEN EMAIL ME FOR THE APPLICATION FORM (OR COPY AND PASTE IT FROM A FEW PAGES BACK) @ saigoncustoms@gmail.com

CEDRA WILL CALL YOU

I'm sure you'll be able to do this, horses are supposed to be very intelligent.